
- Who are you, what do you do?
-What do you think?
- I’d say private detective.
- But?
- But police don’t go to private detectives.
- I’m a consulting detective. Only one in the world. I invented the job.
- I’m a specialist, you see. Like you.
- Dear Jim, please would you fix it for me to get rid of my lover’s nasty sister? Dear Jim, please would you fix it for me to disappear to South America?
- Just so.
- Consulting criminal. Brilliant.
- Isn’t it?